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Jun 24th, 2009, 12:52 PM
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Moderator All Views, Career & Academics Forum
Join Date: Feb 18, 2007 - 4:01 am
Location: Icecream glaciers
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You are so Ugly Jokes:
You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.
You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you **** Happens
You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control... your face will do just fine.
Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.
You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.
You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you
^^ that is the best one I like.. 
You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings
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Jun 24th, 2009, 12:59 PM
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Mitha Meva
Join Date: Nov 8, 2008 - 6:46 am
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good ones 
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Jun 24th, 2009, 01:12 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 7, 2006 - 1:21 pm
Location: monkVille
Posts: 13,307
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hahahahahaahahah
funniest thing I read in like to years.
ﺃﷲ ﻧﯣﺮ ﺇﺴﻣﺇﯣﺇﺕ ﯣﺇﻠﺄﺮﺾ ''Then God created light, There was still nothing but we were able to see'' "forgot who said it "
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Jun 24th, 2009, 04:27 PM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 8, 2007 - 8:51 am
Location: cafe' main hi
Posts: 43,602
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jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Jun 24th, 2009, 05:21 PM
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O0o. Bheja Fry .o0O
Join Date: Jun 8, 2009 - 10:26 am
Location: Somewhere in Europe XD
Posts: 1,771
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Oo.YelLow yeLloW, DirtY feLloW.oO
O0o.~| Sidra | سدرہ |~.o0O
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Jun 24th, 2009, 07:17 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 11, 2009 - 5:44 pm
Location: CALIFORNIA
Posts: 5,246
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You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on strike.
You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
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Jun 24th, 2009, 07:18 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 11, 2009 - 5:44 pm
Location: CALIFORNIA
Posts: 5,246
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Jun 27th, 2009, 04:02 PM
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Major General Sikandar
Join Date: Dec 20, 2001 - 5:00 am
Posts: 1,370
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!پاک فوج زندہ باد! پاکستان زندہ باد
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Jun 28th, 2009, 09:35 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 1, 2008 - 12:45 am
Posts: 2,569
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lol..
Impress me..with your intelligence and wit. :-)
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Jun 28th, 2009, 10:35 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 30, 2006 - 2:22 pm
Location: Toronto
Posts: 1,127
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You guys are all so ugly that you enjoyed this truth 
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Jun 29th, 2009, 11:33 AM
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JAI MATA HINGLAJ KI
Join Date: Nov 21, 2008 - 3:25 am
Location: INDIA
Posts: 6,437
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2010-Paris,Normandy,Berlin(Bendlerblock)
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Jun 29th, 2009, 11:43 AM
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SaNa ds *MaGiC oF BeAuTy*
Join Date: May 11, 2009 - 6:25 am
Location: dubai
Posts: 3,993
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!!!!!!!TAkdeer SY ZAIDA AUR NaSeEb SE kam,,KABHI KISI KO zAiDa YaN KaM NAI MILTA!!!!!!!!
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Jun 29th, 2009, 07:24 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 1, 2008 - 12:45 am
Posts: 2,569
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Hey I just made this.
You are so ugly, even the monsters scare their kids of you.
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Jun 29th, 2009, 07:46 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 1, 2008 - 5:06 pm
Location: UK
Posts: 2,887
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LOL
Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.
--Coco Chanel
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Jun 29th, 2009, 07:47 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 30, 2006 - 2:22 pm
Location: Toronto
Posts: 1,127
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Quote:
Originally Posted by diwana
Hey I just made this.
You are so ugly, even the monsters scare their kids of you.
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I knew you were that scary diwana
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Jun 29th, 2009, 07:53 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 1, 2008 - 12:45 am
Posts: 2,569
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Enya
I knew you were that scary diwana
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Yep! You are right!
Even a witch rejected my proposal! lol...
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Jun 30th, 2009, 01:03 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jun 29, 2009 - 6:04 am
Location: China
Posts: 8
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ha ha
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Jun 30th, 2009, 04:11 AM
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Member
Join Date: Sep 29, 2008 - 10:25 am
Posts: 153
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hahaha
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Jun 30th, 2009, 07:29 PM
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Moderator Cafe', London Forum
Join Date: Aug 28, 2006 - 8:38 am
Location: kaheen say bhi
Posts: 21,693
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this brings back memories of me and nemo dissing each other.
nemoooooo 
Die.
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Jun 30th, 2009, 10:12 PM
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!i!iDesiDownUnder
Join Date: Jan 9, 2008 - 5:43 am
Location: aaashhtraaalia
Posts: 6,351
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i dont find em funny, 
worst then a punjabi stage drama swearing, what is up with u ppl 
or may be i m getting crazy cause every one else liking it 
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
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