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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 12:52 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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You are so Ugly Jokes:

You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.


You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.


If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.

You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you **** Happens


You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control... your face will do just fine.

Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.

You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.

You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you

^^ that is the best one I like..

You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.

You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.







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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 12:59 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 01:12 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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hahahahahaahahah

funniest thing I read in like to years.







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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 04:27 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 05:21 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
Hahhahahah this one is my favorite !!!







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You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.

You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on strike.

You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.








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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 07:18 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 27th, 2009, 04:02 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 28th, 2009, 09:35 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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lol..







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Old Jun 28th, 2009, 10:35 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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You guys are all so ugly that you enjoyed this truth






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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 11:33 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 07:24 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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Hey I just made this.


You are so ugly, even the monsters scare their kids of you.






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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 07:46 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 07:47 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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Hey I just made this.


You are so ugly, even the monsters scare their kids of you.
I knew you were that scary diwana






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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 07:53 PM   #16 (permalink)  
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I knew you were that scary diwana

Yep! You are right!

Even a witch rejected my proposal! lol...






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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 01:03 AM   #17 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 07:29 PM   #19 (permalink)  
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this brings back memories of me and nemo dissing each other.

nemoooooo







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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 10:12 PM   #20 (permalink)  
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i dont find em funny,

worst then a punjabi stage drama swearing, what is up with u ppl
or may be i m getting crazy cause every one else liking it







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