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Jun 26th, 2009, 02:19 AM
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Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
A: The walk back to the pavilion.
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Jun 26th, 2009, 02:19 AM
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Q: How do you increase the chances of the Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
A: Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.
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Jun 26th, 2009, 02:20 AM
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Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls
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Jun 26th, 2009, 02:20 AM
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Q: What is the height of optimism ?
A: Gambhir coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
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Jun 26th, 2009, 02:21 AM
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SEHWAG's SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe six mar rahe hain (Mummy mummy !! Look! Daddy is hitting six after six )
SEHWAG's WIFE: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga ( Come on, son….that must be an advertisement)
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Jun 26th, 2009, 02:21 AM
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SEHWAG's SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe six mar rahe hain (Mummy mummy !! Look! Daddy is hitting six after six )
SEHWAG's WIFE: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga ( Come on, son
.that must be an advertisement)
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Jun 26th, 2009, 02:22 AM
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... Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers "241."
"That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" To which the lady answers, "144."
"That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51."
Albert responds, "Hey, sorry to hear about Indian team's early exit from T20 World Cup? How are you fans taking the loss?"
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Jun 26th, 2009, 02:41 AM
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You're on a roll! 
Quod mi nutrit mi distruit!
Laa raiba feehi!
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Jun 26th, 2009, 10:00 AM
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ek bahot hi ajeeb sa banda...
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Jun 26th, 2009, 12:03 PM
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Jun 26th, 2009, 02:10 PM
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Funny 
But looking at how the Indian team is playing against WI today, these do not seem to apt.
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Jun 26th, 2009, 02:18 PM
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JAI MATA HINGLAJ KI
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^Yup
2010-Paris,Normandy,Berlin(Bendlerblock)
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Jun 26th, 2009, 02:20 PM
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___ /\dR0It $LuMb3R ____
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Einstein nain chawal maar dee ...
A heart in pain, longs for rain
A heart asks for no shrine, nor heavens divine
But a heart, that's mine.
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Jun 26th, 2009, 03:10 PM
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Seems like Punjabee in USA has a CHAMCHAA by the name of arlitter..lol
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Jun 26th, 2009, 03:24 PM
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^ No, its just my multi nick 
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Jun 26th, 2009, 07:28 PM
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hahahahaha
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Jun 28th, 2009, 01:02 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mercenary2k
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live
with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!
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Jun 28th, 2009, 01:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mercenary2k
Q: Where do Indian Batsman perform their best?
A: In Advertisments.
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lol..very true man...
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Jun 28th, 2009, 11:57 AM
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nice ones, but you could have put them all together in one post too.
the game of snakes and ladders captures the eternal truth that for every ladder there is a snake waiting around the corner. and for every snake there a ladder will compensate.
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Jul 1st, 2009, 02:27 AM
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Hahah,
lolzzzz!<
Nice jokes
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