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Jun 27th, 2009, 05:03 PM
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One fine morning a man was leaving a cafe after his morning coffee, when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession.
A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the
first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of about 2000 men walking in a single line.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the
dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb
you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in
single line. Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
the dog attacked and killed her also."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog?"
The man calmly replied, "Join the queue."
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Jun 27th, 2009, 06:14 PM
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Major General Sikandar
Join Date: Dec 20, 2001 - 5:00 am
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!پاک فوج زندہ باد! پاکستان زندہ باد
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Jun 27th, 2009, 06:42 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 29, 2006 - 12:55 pm
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LMAO
Love is like war...Easy To Start...Difficult To End..&.. Impossible To Forget!
Love is like heaven but, can hurt like hell....~*Chochi*~
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Jun 28th, 2009, 01:13 AM
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Member
Join Date: Jun 20, 2009 - 12:25 pm
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 mard bechare..
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Jun 28th, 2009, 03:11 AM
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O0o. Bheja Fry .o0O
Join Date: Jun 8, 2009 - 10:26 am
Location: Somewhere in Europe XD
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hehe 
Oo.YelLow yeLloW, DirtY feLloW.oO
O0o.~| Sidra | سدرہ |~.o0O
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Jun 30th, 2009, 11:18 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: ..The Netherlands..
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WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Jun 30th, 2009, 11:29 AM
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___ /\dR0It $LuMb3R ____
Join Date: Mar 23, 2000 - 1:00 am
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ha!... desperate times dude.
Life's a Mystery Yet to resolve, Joy's some where yet to discover
Mind's a universe yet to explore, Love's a sweet pain, for now and forever.
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Jul 1st, 2009, 01:45 AM
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Member
Join Date: Dec 26, 2008 - 2:17 am
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LMAO!
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Jul 4th, 2009, 02:22 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2, 2009 - 1:20 pm
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great!
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Jul 5th, 2009, 01:32 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 8, 2008 - 7:13 pm
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Courage is fear that has said its prayers :-)
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Jul 5th, 2009, 11:29 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 16, 2009 - 4:41 am
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murder isn't funny
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Jul 6th, 2009, 03:08 AM
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Vice President Paklinks
Join Date: Jul 2, 1999 - 7:00 am
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Jul 6th, 2009, 11:18 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 8, 2009 - 8:48 am
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Nice joke.
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Jul 7th, 2009, 03:38 PM
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Moderator Cafe', Arcade & Video Games, Image Forum
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lolz nice
Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny? - Surah Al-Rahman
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Jul 7th, 2009, 11:14 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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This joke has been posted several times before........
in Life 1 ....
Change the genders except MIL and it's already there in Life1 
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Jul 10th, 2009, 06:04 AM
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igglepiggle!
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Huggle snuggle iggle piggle!
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Jul 10th, 2009, 08:24 AM
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JAI MATA HINGLAJ KI
Join Date: Nov 21, 2008 - 3:25 am
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2010-Paris,Normandy,Berlin(Bendlerblock)
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