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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 09:50 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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TEACHER:Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are..


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.







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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 09:54 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 11:34 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 11:50 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 08:17 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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It funny
很好笑啊






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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 04:13 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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很好笑啊
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Old Jul 1st, 2009, 01:49 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
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