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Jun 29th, 2009, 09:50 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
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TEACHER:Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.. 
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Jun 29th, 2009, 09:54 AM
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O0o. Bheja Fry .o0O
Join Date: Jun 8, 2009 - 10:26 am
Location: Somewhere in Europe XD
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Oo.YelLow yeLloW, DirtY feLloW.oO
O0o.~| Sidra | سدرہ |~.o0O
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Jun 29th, 2009, 11:34 AM
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JAI MATA HINGLAJ KI
Join Date: Nov 21, 2008 - 3:25 am
Location: INDIA
Posts: 6,437
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 Good ones 
2010-Paris,Normandy,Berlin(Bendlerblock)
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Jun 29th, 2009, 11:41 AM
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SaNa ds *MaGiC oF BeAuTy*
Join Date: May 11, 2009 - 6:25 am
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!!!!!!!TAkdeer SY ZAIDA AUR NaSeEb SE kam,,KABHI KISI KO zAiDa YaN KaM NAI MILTA!!!!!!!!
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Jun 29th, 2009, 11:50 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: ..The Netherlands..
Posts: 18,860
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lol..
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Jun 29th, 2009, 04:24 PM
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"Quack Quack!"
Join Date: May 19, 2007 - 12:56 am
Location: psycho ward
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Embrace your inner-Luna!!!! (HP5)
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Jun 29th, 2009, 06:12 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 8, 2008 - 7:13 pm
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Cuteee
Courage is fear that has said its prayers :-)
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Jun 29th, 2009, 08:17 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jun 29, 2009 - 6:04 am
Location: China
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It funny
很好笑啊
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Jun 30th, 2009, 04:13 AM
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Member
Join Date: Sep 29, 2008 - 10:25 am
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hahahahaaaa
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Jun 30th, 2009, 10:29 AM
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O0o. Bheja Fry .o0O
Join Date: Jun 8, 2009 - 10:26 am
Location: Somewhere in Europe XD
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zsy345197827
It funny
很好笑啊
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是 hehe
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Jul 1st, 2009, 01:49 AM
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Member
Join Date: Dec 26, 2008 - 2:17 am
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HAHAHA!!
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Jul 7th, 2009, 12:36 AM
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Moderator Jokes, Image Forum
Join Date: Mar 3, 2008 - 8:26 pm
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its the same dog
:dont play stupid with me.........im better at it!!: :snooty:
puk puk pukaak! puk puk pukaak!
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Jul 7th, 2009, 12:51 AM
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Member
Join Date: Dec 26, 2008 - 2:17 am
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Nice Sharing..
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Jul 7th, 2009, 12:41 PM
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Moderator Cafe', Arcade & Video Games, Image Forum
Join Date: Jun 13, 2003 - 5:26 pm
Location: ghetto
Posts: 19,679
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Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny? - Surah Al-Rahman
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Jul 8th, 2009, 04:38 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 15, 2007 - 3:45 pm
Location: Montreal, Canada.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by K337
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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Jul 11th, 2009, 01:45 AM
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Moderator Cafe' Forum
Join Date: Jun 30, 2006 - 1:24 am
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lol 
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Jul 11th, 2009, 06:36 AM
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igglepiggle!
Join Date: Dec 29, 2008 - 12:47 pm
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Posts: 5,394
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Huggle snuggle iggle piggle!
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Jul 11th, 2009, 04:35 PM
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Major General Sikandar
Join Date: Dec 20, 2001 - 5:00 am
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!پاک فوج زندہ باد! پاکستان زندہ باد
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