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Old Jul 3rd, 2009, 08:02 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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" Lalaji !! ye burfi ka kya bhaav hai"

" Bhai Saab 100 rupiya kilo"

" Kilo tol do.........tol dee....ise rahne do ....iske badle gulab jamun tol do......tol diye .....ise bhi rane do.... iske badle jalebi pack kar do"

The sweet shopkeeper packed jalebi and handed over to the customer. The customer took the packet and without paying started to go.

" Bhai Saab paise to dete jao " asked shopkeeper loudly.

" Kis baat ke paise ?" customer asked.

" Jalebi ke"

" Jalebi to meine gulab jamun ke badle mein lee thi"

" To gulab jamun ke hi sahi"

" gulab jamun to meine burfi ke badle liye the"

" To phir burfi ke paise hi de do"

" burfi to meine lee hi nahin" customer replied and went away.






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Old Jul 3rd, 2009, 08:07 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 11:26 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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