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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 07:27 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Irfan is emplyed in a big city. He has a very bad opinion for city families so he decided to marry in a village as the people there are very simple and honest as per his opinion.

He selected a girl from a village . On a decided day, he married the girl and was very happy with the simple mannerism of village people.

The girl was studying in a local school and had to sit in exams the next month. so it was decided that the Rukhsati will be done after one month.

Next month, Irfan was very excited to bring his wife to his home. He wore best of his clothes and boarded a bus to his sasural.

In the way the bus stopped due to some fault. After the repair, it started and it was already midnight. He could not find any transport to his in law's place so he went on foot.

Suddenly he was pounced upon by some miscreants who beat him and looted everything he had. They even stripped him of all his clothes except his underwear.

He was very much ashamed of his naked position but he showed courage and reached his in laws and knocked their door.

Only his saas was awake, she opened the door and found his son in law in such an awkward position. She quitely brought him inside ,gave him clothes and cooked for him. As it was quite late, no other family member was awakened.

At night, after a disturbed sleep, Irfan woke up to ease himself and crossed a room to go to toilet. Adjoining room was lit and he found his looted shirt and pant hanging on a hook at the wall. He nearly screamed. Everyone was awake. His two brothers in law came running.

Irfan asked loudly," How come my looted shirts and pants came to this room ?"

" Oh !! Why did't you tell Behnoiji that it was you." said his brother in law with a remorse.






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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 07:43 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 07:43 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 07:59 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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love that, such simplicity yet to save your self you need such a complicated jawab.

Now he has all parts of village life covered.






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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 10:38 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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