shezi

a frind send this to me
i am shring it with you he thinks it's funny. what you suggest
>>Subject: FW: Our Lives
>>
>>> a bit of laughs for you.................
>>>
>>> >> God created the mule, and told him, "You will be Mule, working
>>> >> constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back.
>>You
>>> >> will eat grass and you will lack intelligence. You will live for
50
>>> >> years."
>>> >>
>>> >> The mule answered, "To live like this for 50 years is too much.
>>> >> Please, give me no more than 20 years." And it was so.
>>> >>
>>> >> Then, God created the dog, and told him, "You will hold vigilance

>>over
>>> >
>>> >> the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion.

>>You
>>> >> will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years."
>>> >>
>>> >> The dog responded, "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog is too much.
>>> >> Please, no more than 10 years." And it was so.
>>> >>
>>> >> God then created the monkey, and told him, "You are Monkey. You
>>shall
>>> >> swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You will be funny,

>>and
>>> >> you shall live for 20 years."
>>> >>
>>> >> The monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as the clown of the

>>> >> world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no more than 10 years."
>>And
>>> >> it was so.
>>> >>
>>> >> Finally, God created Man and told him, "You are Man, the only
>>rational
>>> >
>>> >> being that walks the Earth. You will use your intelligence to
have
>>> >> mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the
>>earth
>>> >> and live for 20 years."
>>> >>
>>> >> Man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20 years is too little.
>>> >> Please, Lord, give me the 30 years the mule refused, the 15 years

>>the
>>> >> dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected." And it was
so.
>>> >>
>>> >> And so, God created Man to live 20 years as a man, then marry and

>>live
>>> >
>>> >> 30 years like a mule, working and carrying heavy loads on his
back.
>>> >> Then, he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog, guarding

>>his
>>> >> house and eating leftovers. Finally, in his old age, Man is to
live
>>10
>>> >
>>> >> years as a monkey, acting like a clown for the amusement of his
>>> >> grandchildren.
>>> >
>>> >Have a nice day !
>
>

ghalib

Nice!!!

offdachain

its not actually funy but its kinds logical 2 me pretty cool logic

Daysee Behna

Heeein, Heeein. Hooom, Hooom, This is funny enuf to set me off

Till then,
Adios!
Daysee Behna