dilse

A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack
and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.

She saw God and asked, "Is this it?"

God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."

Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots,
cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction, and breast augmentation. She even had
someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she
might as well make the most of it.

She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an
ambulance speeding up to the hospital.

She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought you said I had another 30 to 40
years!"

God replied, "Shirley? I didn't recognize you!"


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JAK

dilse

jak thanks.........


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Funny.....

shamas

dear dilse!

What a latifa, jaar
i just loved it. it is also same time very dep message. and that is while yuo are live, yuo should have fun now otherwise it is late.

i am right?

dilse

shamas jee adab...ap ka bohat shukriya joke pasand karna ka...

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msaqibj

good one yaar dilse

anari4ever

salam,
sup? i liked yer joke it was hilarious and i couldn't control my self. yeah one more thing i was juss wondering don't u have any thing else to do (jk). be my friend. no offence ok. By the way i lke most of yer posts(good ones).
bye




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dilse

Anari4ever...salam-wala-kum
Well I have lots of other stuff to do,but I give priority to reader like you and other gupshup readerssssssss.


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