Daysee Behna

Ike bar kisi sahib kay haan ike toothi hothi hie. Ussay ike bori adath hothi hie, wo yay, jub bhee koe mehman ghar atha hie. Baray soreeli wo fahsh andaz mie kehthi hie "Mie aa GaEEE!!"

Ji junab ike moaziz say mehman athay hain. Wo
mayzban say bathain kar rahay hothay hain kay ike dum hee toothi kehthi hie :"Mei aaa gaEEEE!!!"

Mehman gets pretty offended by it:"Laholwala sab, yay kiya cheez pali hie? Isay molvi kay han bhijwa day, kuch adab/wadab seekh lay!"

Ji junab, toothi goes to Molvi's. He had 2 totays. Ike har waqth tasbeeh liyay phirtha hie. Doosra hur dum sijday mie para rehtha hie.

Now tootie gone there, was pretty upset and kamoosh for the few 3 days. 4th din, us ki tabeeyath lag jathee hie. And she gets up and apna makhsoos nara marthe hie :"MEI AAAY GAeee!!!"

Tasbeeh wala toota bhaga, bhaga jatha hie, Sijday walay ka kicks his but,
and says:"Abay uth, duA pori ho gaE!"


Till then,
Adios!
Daysee Behna

Hum Sa Ho To Samne Aaye

Hmm good joke laiken it's already been pasted here.....longgggggg time back

Daysee Behna

Wait a sec. How Looooooooooooong??

BTW...ab apku hancee daylani moshkil hie, tuo mayra kiya kasoor hain? http://www.pak.org/gupshup/frown.gif

Till then,
Adios!
Daysee Behna

msaqibj

No offend miss moderator: Yes it has been posted on this forum and on so many ohter forums too. I read this jokes in 1995 or 1996 on different forums but any how it is a good joke and when ever I read it, it brings the smile on my face.
Thanks for posting it repeatedly

hayaa

hahaha

i had never heard it!! funny!

Daysee Behna

Old is gold

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Daysee Behna

RaajDULARA

DesiBehna, aap aagaeen !

Daysee Behna

Yera RajDolrool, Pehla yay tuo bathaO, kay ap ho kon Aur yay what does ur nick means?

Till then,
Adios!
Daysee Behna

RaajDULARA

And let them call you
what they will,
Just remember
A rose by any name is
still a rose.

Behna jee, hum apna kuch taruf pehlay OliveBranch kay welcome main bta chukay hain.. waisay bhi kya kerain gee humain jaan kay, bus yun samjhain kay I am worthless lad in late 20's. Aaap he kay dais kay aik konay main thikana hai, kaam waam kuchnahin, sara din makheyaan recycle kerta rahta hoon.

Loog humain ghadaroon aur dushmanoo ki fahrish main rakhtay hain.. aap ki merzi jo bhi samajh lain.

bus filhaal aaj kay leay itna he kafi hai, baqi ainda shumaray main mulhaiza fermain.. shukerya...

Raju !



[This message has been edited by RaajDULARA (edited June 06, 1999).]

Daysee Behna

DB