anari4ever

*Mrs. Banta Singh has the habit of having long conversation on the telephone,sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone."
"I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

* Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Banta Singh." It said , FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

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Hehehe the second was new for me. Funny

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dilse

anari4ever...good one..keep it up

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offdachain

those r sum funny jokes