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Q. Where is the best place to talk to a shark?
A. Looooong distance

Q. What do you call a Penguin in the desert?
A. Lost

Q. If there were 10 cats in a boat and one fell out, how many cats would be left?
A. None, because they were all copycats!

Q. What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A. You can't tuna fish!

Q. How many of each animal did Moses bring on the Arc? a)100; b)200; or c)1000?
A. Trick Question! Moses didn't bring any animals on the Arc. Noah did!

Q. Why do seagulls live in the sea?
A. Because if they lived in the bay they'd be bagels

Q. Who does a frog call when he gets a flat tire?
A. A toad-truck

Q. What kind of key doesn't open a door?
A. A monkey!

Q. Why do koalas have pouch's?
A. Because it is to hard to push a pram (baby carriage) up a tree!

Q. Where did the farmer take his pigs on a sunny Saturday morning?
A. To a pignic

Q. Where do penguins keep their money?
A. In a snowbank

Q. Did you hear about the two fleas that sat on the watch?
A. One got ticked off

Q. Did the shark have a good vacation?
A. Yes! It was enjawable

Q. What do you call a flying turtle?
A. A shellocopter

Q. What did the skunk do when he saw that the dog was in trouble?
A. He stunk up for him

Q. How many cockroaches does it take to screw on a lightbulb?
A. Can't tell. As soon as the light comes on, they scatter!

Q. What is a whale's favorite book?
A. The Humpback of Notre Dame

Q. What is a frog's favourite drink?
A. Croaka Cola


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