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FOOD JOKES:

Q. What did one tomato say to the other tomato?
A. You run ahead and I'll ketchup

Q. What did one strawberry said to the other?
A. If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam

Katie: Did you hear about the race between the orange and the tomato?
Lucy: No.
Katie: The orange was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup!


Q. What did the banana sitting in the sun say to the other banana sitting in the sun?
A. I don't know about you but I'm starting to peel

Q. Why did the boy throw butter out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly

Q. Why is a chef mean?
A. Because he beats the eggs, mashes the potatoes and whips the cream

Q. What place would vegetarians never go?
A. To meatings (meetings)

Q. What kind of candy-bar do you get from outer space?
A. A Milky-Way

Q. What does corn say when it's picked?
A. Ouch! My ears!

Q. Why did the frog go to McDonalds?
A. Because he wanted french flies and a diet croak!

Q. What do you call two banana peels?
A. A pair of slippers!

Q. What did the sick banana say to it's mother?
A. I don't peel good.

What kind of cheese isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (not your cheese)

Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A. Because he felt crumby.

Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?
A. Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Q. What is a tree's favorite drink?
A. Root beer.

Q. What can a whole apple do that a half an apple can't?
A. It can look round

Q. What did the baby corn say to it's mum ?
A. Where's pop corn ?

Teacher : If you had 16 jelly beans, and Clyde asked you for 10, how many would you have left ?
Sara : Sixteen !!

Q. Why did the jelly wobble ?
A. Because it saw the milk shake .

Q. What's white and round and laughs alot?

hey hey like the jokes eh??



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"even if u r not hungry just be greedy"

Daysee Behna

I don't peel good Mama..hahahahaa...

Adios!
DB