Nadeem

As I am IT professional and keep travelling throughout Middle East, Europe and Africa for banking software support. Recently I got a complaint about new software Wife version 1.0. Hope you guys should enjoy it.

Software: Wife 1.0
Subject: Tech Support for the above software

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Mujra 6.0 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?

Rgds
A User


Dear User,
This is a very common problem that men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.

WARNING! DO NOT TRY TO: un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife 1.0 can be disastrous. Doing so may destroy your hard and/or floppy drive. Trying to un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy valuable system resources. You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the background, while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects Girlfriend 1.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a non-recoverable system crash. Some users have tried to download similar products such as Fling and 1NiteStand. Often their systems have become infected with a virus.

I recommend your keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.

Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0: Monthly use of utilities such as BuyingGiftVouchers 3.0 and SupplementaryCreditCards 4.0. Frequently use Communicator 5.0.

Thanks
Tech Support


Regards
Nadeem


[This message has been edited by Nadeem (edited June 13, 1999).]

shezi

how the hell did YOU GET THIS??????????????????
who are you ????????????????????????

please answer me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hum Sa Ho To Samne Aaye

hahaha.......wayyy cooool!!

Dee Dee

Sab say pehlay to mujhay yeh bataain yeh thread WAHAN say YEHAN kaisay aa giya???

Mujhay pareshani ho gaie hai. Ya meri aankhain dhoka kha rahi hain

Daysee, would you like to throw some light on this?

DD (Confused):-\

Admin

Dear Dee Dee/Nadeem

Moderators now have the ability to 'move' threads from one section to another. It's great! Now we don't have to close or delete your messages and ask you to repost them in the appropriate section. We do it for you!

Happy posting!

Dee Dee

hahhahahha!!! http://www.pak.org/gupshup/biggrin.gif http://www.pak.org/gupshup/biggrin.gif http://www.pak.org/gupshup/biggrin.gif
Thanks Admin meri pareshani door karnay ka...
But how do you tell the other person that you have moved the thread... Yeh na ho main kuch post karoon aur phir dhoondti hi rahoon keh mera thread kahan giya.

Anyway, thanks

DD http://www.pak.org/gupshup/biggrin.gif

Admin

Dee Dee/Nadeem/.....

We are working on an effective way of letting you know that your thread has been moved besides posting a message.

Usually when you post a message you can tell what other section it may belong in. The alternative and fast option is to use the "search" engine built-in to the forum to locate your thread. Try it...it's quite simple.

Dee Dee

Thanks Admin...
But you didn't solve my other problem. http://www.pak.org/gupshup/frown.gif

DD http://www.pak.org/gupshup/frown.gif