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Jun 12th, 1999, 10:45 AM
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars! There's nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in
peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from
God!"
The woman takes a bottle of wine from her car and puts the cap back on.
She continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few swigs from the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. She shook her head and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
dil..dilseee
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Jun 12th, 1999, 04:22 PM
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LOL
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Jun 12th, 1999, 04:28 PM
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HSHTSA.....thanks....
dil..dilsee
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Jun 13th, 1999, 05:31 PM
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hey,
i liked yer joke. good one bhai or behna.tell what u r so i don't have to write both of the things ok.
bye
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"even if u r not hungry just be greedy"
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Jun 14th, 1999, 05:43 AM
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anari4ever hello..ara lalade jan ..aap ka dil kiya bolta hai...nagin ya sapera.....
dil..dilseee
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Jun 19th, 1999, 10:35 PM
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hey,
well no offence or anything dilse, i'm not sure if u r a nagin or sapera(bahena or bhai), so does that mean that u can be both may be in the middle. u know what i mean.
bye
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"even if u r not hungry just be greedy"
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Jun 20th, 1999, 11:02 AM
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Aslkm!
Peace Ya'll! Hmm.. anarib4 call Dilse, hmm... brosis Theek?! 
Btw...does it matters knowing what the opposite person is? I thot all that matters is what they write and how they write? Food for thot.
Oh goodest joke dilse...meri hancee nahi rokee ja rahi hoooohoooo...
Till then,
Adios!
DB
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Jun 22nd, 1999, 12:33 PM
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Daysee Behna ...thanks for enjoying the joke.
dil....dilseee
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Jun 22nd, 1999, 12:35 PM
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anari4ever..if you are happy,it is ok with me..you proved you are smart...
dil..dilseee
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