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Old Aug 10th, 2009, 07:38 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Husband: (News paper parhatay hoye) Begum main iss mulk kay halat sudhar donga~~
















Begum: Pahlay apni halat to sudhar lo,





















Subah say mari Shalwar pahnay ghoom rahay ho







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Old Aug 10th, 2009, 04:56 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 10th, 2009, 11:05 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 01:45 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 11th, 2009, 02:55 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 10:39 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 15th, 2009, 10:00 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 12:35 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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Bhai kia howa ??? tumhain to kuch yaad naheen aa gia






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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 01:36 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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Husband: (News paper parhatay hoye) Begum main iss mulk kay halat sudhar donga~~

Begum: Pahlay apni halat to sudhar lo,

Subah say mari Shalwar pahnay ghoom rahay ho
I dont think so its funny ....







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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 01:40 AM   #15 (permalink)  
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lol what was that ? how could he fit in her shalwar?







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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 01:42 AM   #16 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 01:44 AM   #17 (permalink)  
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Also that shows the guy uses elastic in his shalwar






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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 02:06 AM   #18 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 04:16 AM   #20 (permalink)  
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Also that shows the guy uses elastic in his shalwar
Atleast, I came to know that Girls use elastic in shalwar ...... thx for the general knowledge






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