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Top 10 ... Computer Viruses in India

10. MR COFFEE VIRUS -
Reduces operating speed substantially .. claims that real pleasure does not come in an instant.

9. SURF VIRUS -
Hides all your data .. and keep's saying "Data Dhoondte Reh Jaoge!".

8. AMITABH BACHCHAN VIRUS -
Makes your computer think it is brand new and attempts to sell itself to the user .. endorses BPL products on the screen saver.

7. BAL THACKEREY VIRUS -
Renames all applications after it's relatives.

6. BJP VIRUS -
Allows user to run only Swadeshi Programs.

5. MANEKA GANDHI VIRUS -
Allows only vegetarian users to access the machine. Non vegetarians may log in only as animals.

4. SESHAN VIRUS -
Obstructs the operating system claiming that user environment is not friendly for free & fair operations.

3. KPS GILL VIRUS -
Tries to pinch the user's bottom as soon as the user's back is turned.

2. SUKHRAM VIRUS -
Invades through telephone network and attacks your PC. Tranfers all your money from your account to a modest 'palatial' house in Mandi !!

1. P.V. NARASIMHA RAO VIRUS -
Corrupts the entire system, but claims innocence when detected.

Again contributed by a friend... She got it off the 'net.

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