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Sardarji Special # 3


Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep. "Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
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Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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Two Sardarjis are in a railway station.
"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" asks the first. "No," answers the RR man.
"Can I?" asks the second Sardarji.
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Sardarji is riding a cab. Having looked at the counter, the driver
says "3.20 (Three twenty)." The Sardarji opens his wallet
"First twenty, second twenty, third twenty. Here!"
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Sardarji is on a tour in Delhi. He is pushing the Qutab Minar realhard.
A policeman asks him "What are you up to?"
"I've just bought it and now I am taking it to my Homeland."
"And for how long have you been busy with this?"
"I don't know, I can't see my luggage already."

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