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Old Aug 8th, 1999, 01:56 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a
jock or a nerd?":

Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals
$10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game.

With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day,
working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night
while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll
make $18,550 while he's there.

If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while
boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it
would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement
money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every
second.

He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but
will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of is income
into a tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal
cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you
'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in
the Olympics.

He'll make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon. While
the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his
trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all
U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

... However...

... If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250
years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

Game over. Nerd wins.







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