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Old Aug 8th, 1999, 12:48 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Sunday School!!!

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his
students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the
Christmas season emphasis on His birth.He wanted to make sure they
understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He
grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven
raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and
answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand
furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The
whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a
response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long
seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he
knew this. And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father
gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells
'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"

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Old Aug 10th, 1999, 04:52 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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LOL.....this is priceless!






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Old Aug 10th, 1999, 09:34 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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