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Old Aug 20th, 1999, 12:52 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or
sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would
probably advertise more openly.

Imagine the trademarks:-

Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh.. what a feeling.
Ford Condoms: The ride of your life.
Sony Condoms: Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today ?
KFC Condoms: Finger Licking Good.
M&Ms Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Coca-Cola Condoms: Its The Real Thing.
Ever-Ready Condoms: Keep going and going .
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms: Home of the Whopper
Ericsson Condoms: It's all about connecting people






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Old Aug 21st, 1999, 10:20 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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American Express..don't leave home with0ut it.

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Old Aug 21st, 1999, 02:50 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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P I A:friendly people friendly service






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Old Aug 22nd, 1999, 11:06 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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DOLBY:Experience the difference .






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Old Aug 22nd, 1999, 11:52 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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It wasnt really a joke, we with our imagination made it into one, amazing i think






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Old Aug 23rd, 1999, 04:47 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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hi! believe it or not i just got this e-mail from a friend
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So which condom would you use....?
> >
> > Nike Condoms: Just do it.
> > Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
> > Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
> > Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
> > Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
> > Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack; Ten million strong and growing.
> > Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
> > Macintosh Condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
> > Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
> > Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
> > Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody
did?
> > New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey - you never know.
> > California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
> > Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
> > KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
> > Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
> > Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
> > Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.
> > General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!
> > AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
> > Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.
> > Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
> > Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going....
> > M&M condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
> > Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border.
> > MCI Condoms: For friends and family
> > Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
> > The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.
> > Delta Airlines Condoms travel pack: Delta is ready when you are.
> > United Airlines Condoms travel pack: Fly United.
> > The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.


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