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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 11:39 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.







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Old Aug 15th, 2009, 08:53 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.
bro, after drinkin 6 pints ache ache girr jaate hain .. tum kase sabit ker sakte ho ye sab...

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Old Aug 16th, 2009, 09:36 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Canadian men eh?

The study was repeated in men from some other various parts of the world.

They did not find the same results.

Hence they concluded that beer only brings out the 'inner' feelings by method of dis-inhibition! :-)


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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 03:05 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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There is no defination, if the bunch of scientist were male or female.......................more or less seems like a.......................?

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