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Old Aug 15th, 2009, 02:18 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Shohar ghar aaya to biwi ka munh bana huwa tha.

Poocha kay kya baat hay to kehnay lagi tumhari amma nay mera dil dukhaya hay.

Shohar nay kaha woh to 300 km dhoor Lahore mein hain. Dil kaisay dukha diya tumhara?

Kehnay lagi unhon nay yeh khat bhaija hay aaj tumharay naam, main nay pardh liya hay.

Shohar nay dekha aur kaha kay is khat mein aisi kya baat hay jis say dil dukha hay tumhara?

Kehnay lagi, dekhtay nahin khat ki side par likha hay, "Rahat beti khat pardh liya ho to ab apnay shohar ko bhi dikha do"






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Old Aug 16th, 2009, 02:32 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 16th, 2009, 02:41 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 01:39 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 02:09 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 02:11 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 02:26 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 06:18 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 03:20 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 17th, 2009, 05:20 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 03:23 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 01:02 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 01:11 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 08:48 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 08:55 PM   #16 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 09:43 AM   #20 (permalink)  
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