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Aug 15th, 2009, 02:22 PM
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Miss Annoying
Join Date: Aug 13, 2009 - 3:04 am
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A Sardarji was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled him over. The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a Sardarji. He asked for the
Sardarji’s driving license. The driver searched frantically in his bag for a while and finally said to the Sardar policeman, "What does a driver’s license look like?". Irritated, the Sardar cop said,
“You dummy, it’s got your picture on it!”
The Sardar driver frantically searched his bag again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. He held it up to his face and said, “Aha! This must be my driver’s license”,
then handed it to the Sardar policeman. The Sardar cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, “You’re free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this.”
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Aug 15th, 2009, 06:16 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 1, 2009 - 4:47 am
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lol 
MAY ALLAH BLESS U ALL (AMEEN)
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Aug 16th, 2009, 02:54 PM
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P |-| 0 0 |\| |< |) € Y
Join Date: Jul 21, 2006 - 10:15 pm
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Posts: 4,316
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lol 
Es gibt jemanden den ich mag und wenn ich dir ganz leise sag,das du dieser bist hoffe ich das du das nie vergisst!!!
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Aug 17th, 2009, 01:38 AM
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Catch me if u can ....
Join Date: May 24, 2009 - 10:01 am
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hahaha.
~~~ Advice: Love at your own risk ~~~
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Aug 18th, 2009, 10:07 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 23, 2003 - 7:08 pm
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haha old one but still funny
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Aug 19th, 2009, 12:18 AM
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~*~ Tanha ~*~
Join Date: Apr 10, 2006 - 12:15 am
Location: Tripoli, Libya
Posts: 4,698
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 new but still dreary
Uss kay Dushman Hain Buhat Aadami Acha Hoga
Woh Bhi Meri He Tarah Shahar Mein Tanga Hoga
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Aug 23rd, 2009, 08:46 AM
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Senior Member
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Aug 25th, 2009, 04:37 PM
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i m one of ma own kind
Join Date: Aug 24, 2009 - 2:54 pm
Location: houston, tx
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wow
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Aug 25th, 2009, 10:28 PM
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Senior Member
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Aug 26th, 2009, 10:52 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: ..The Netherlands..
Posts: 18,860
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lol..
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Aug 26th, 2009, 11:09 AM
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Senior Member
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