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Old Feb 13th, 2000, 11:58 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Once a divorce case was being settled in court
> > and
> > > the Judge asked the
> > > >>little kid of the couple, "Little boy, would you
> > > like to stay with your
> > > >>father?"
> > > >>The kid said, "No he beats me everyday!"
> > > >>The judge asked him, "So you want to stay with
> > > your mother?"
> > > >>He replied, "No! She also beats me!"
> > > >>Now the judge got a little confused and asked
> > the
> > > boy sternly, "Well who
> > > >>do
> > > >>you want to stay with in that case?"
> > > >>The kid answered, "I want to stay with the
> > Indian
> > > Cricket Team, because it
> > > >>never beats anyone."






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