humsafer

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
* Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
* Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
* You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
* Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
* The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
(OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them
is rabies, there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill
the one that gives it to you.)
* Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
* Dogs miss you when you're gone.
* You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
* Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
* Dogs do not play games with you - except fetch (and they never laugh
at how you throw).
* Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know
the most important thing is that you're together.
* Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
* You can train a dog.
* Dogs understand what "no" means.
* Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.
* Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
* Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
* You can house train a dog.
* Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger
owner.
* Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
* Dogs are nice to your relatives.
* Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
* Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
* Dogs admit it when they're lost.
* Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
* Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
* Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
* Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
* You can force a dog to take a bath.

mundyaa

good comparison... im sure someone was p.m.sing big time when she wrote this.

SSultan

Long but good observation.
All I would like to say but you still want to marry a MAN.

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humsafer

In addition to the same post....
WHY MEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS
* Men only have two feet to track in mud.
* Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them
around the block.
* Men open their own cans.
* Dogs have dog breath ALL the time
* Men can do math stuff.
* Holiday Inns accept men.


HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE THE SAME
* Both take up too much space on the bed.
* Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
* Both are threatened by their own kind.
* Both like to chew wood.
* Both mark their territory.
* Both are bad at asking you questions.
* Neither tells you what's bothering them.
* Both tend to smell riper with age.
* The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
* Neither do dishes.
* Both fart shamelessly.
* Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
* Both like dominance games.
* Both are suspicious of the postman.
* Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
* Neither understands what you see in cats.

SSultan

and you still prefer to marry a man,please tell me I am right.If I am wrong, YOU ARE SCARING ME.

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[Sultan]



[This message has been edited by SSultan (edited February 16, 2000).]

Akif

Humsafer...Is there a flip side to this? A post about why B*****s are better than women? or why women are better than B*****s? or how B*****s and women are the same?

SHAHBAZ167

HUMSAFER PIYAR SE CUT JAY TU PIYARA HY SAFER.
NAHIN TU "KUTY" KI HALAT JESA BICHARA HY SAFER.
GOT IT?