humsafer

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS
ANONYMOUS

10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your e-mail
on the way back to bed.

9. Your firstborn is named dotcom

8. You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling of
emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

7. You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop in your lap...and
your child in the overhead compartment.

6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, jus for
the free Internet access.

5. You find yourself typing "com" after every period.com

4. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

3. You move into a new home and decide to netscape before you
landscape.

2. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

AND THE NO. 1 SIGN THAT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS ANONYMOUS:

1. Immediately after reading this list, you e-mail it to someone.

Shpooki

Dude, good one...

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I'm a genius
Just cant prove it yet...

SHAHBAZ167

VVVVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY TRUE.GOOD GOOD
VERY GOOD
U GOT IT FROM..... WHERE?I 4GOT.

humsafer

Shabaz!
Thanx.......
my friend sent me this so i dont know where from did he get

Gizzy

hmmmmmmmmmmm....
Well, No I didn't email to anybody.. yet..
But, I Will... just after this... posting a few more of these... And, I don't know in which order to put them.. You can decide that yourself.. For me they are all No.1 http://www.pak.org/gupshup/biggrin.gif
[*] You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com."
[*] All of your friends have an @ in their names.
[*] The only jokes you receive are through email.
[*] You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?"
[*] You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via a Web page.

[*] Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
[*] You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.
[*] You try to enter your password on the microwave.
[*] You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
[*] You placed the refrigerator beside your computer...or put it in the bathroom.
[*] You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."
[*] You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.

[*] You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com."
[*] When you start using phrases like: Hungry.must-eat.food.now@home.com.
[*] You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.

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