dhir

A man is sitting in the coach section of a flight from New York
to Chicago biting his finger nails and sweating profusely. Noticing
his disturbed expression, a flight attendant walks over and says,
"Sir, can I get you something from the bar to calm you down?"
The man gives a nod of approval while shaking terribly. Seconds
later she comes back with a drink. He downs it quickly and stopsshaking.
Ten minutes later, the flight attendant sees the same man shaking
and biting his nails. She brings him another drink which he swallows
immediately. A half hour later she returns to see that the man is
shaking uncontrollably, and apparently crying.
"My goodness," the flight attendant says, "I've never seen someone
so afraid to fly.""I'm not afraid of flying," says the man.
"Then what's the matter?
Sobbing loudly he says, "I'm trying to give up drinking."

Phir bi dilhai Hindustani

Jolly good one.