dhir

Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over
by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the
window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window
and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him in the head with thestick.
The driver says, "What the heck was that for?"
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When we pull you
over, you better have your license ready when we get to yourcar."
The driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from aroundhere."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean.
He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the
passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls
his window down, and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him withthe nightstick, too.
The passenger says, "What did you do that for?"
The trooper says, "Just making your wish come true."The passenger says, "Huh?"
The trooper says, "I know that two miles down the road you're
gonna say, 'I wish that jerk would've tried that bull with me.'"

zman

Its not that bad in Texas. Been living here for 13 + years http://www.pak.org/gupshup/eek.gif .