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The following is a transcript of a night time radio conversation between a U.S. Naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
US NAVY SHIP:"Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid collision"
CANADIAN REPLY: " Recommend you divert Your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision"
US NAVY SHIP:"This is the Captain of The U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course"
CANADIAN REPLY: No, I say again, divert YOUR course"
US NAVY SHIP:"This is the aircraft carrier USS Missouri. We are a large warship of the U.S. Navy. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!"
CANADIAN REPLY:"This is a lighthouse......Your call"

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