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Old Mar 1st, 2000, 04:06 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following group of people is stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Pakistani men and 1 Pakistani woman

One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following has occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.
The Irish began by dividing up their island, Northside and Southside, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of
foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but at least the English are not getting any.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the American woman keeps on talking about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the
taxes are low and it is not raining.

.....AND...

The 2 Pakistani men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Pakistani woman.







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Old Mar 2nd, 2000, 03:03 AM   #2 (permalink)  
 
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Well, its something like, one Pakistani is waiting to be introduced with the pakistani woman and one is busy with the Greek female.






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Old Mar 2nd, 2000, 05:00 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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What Najim and Fraudia said, both chances are 50-50.






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Old Mar 2nd, 2000, 09:18 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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...........and the two Pakistani established an Organisation for Bilateral Approach.......and they are still figthing about who should be the Chairman.






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Old Mar 3rd, 2000, 08:44 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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pathwari...

NO..NO!!! they are still figthing about who should be the Chairman while an ad hoc committee is running the joint..






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Old Mar 3rd, 2000, 10:14 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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well, a coupe has taken place and the ad hoc
committee has been broken down and another comittee is set to investigate the ad hoc committee






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Old Mar 5th, 2000, 04:58 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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and i just heared that the another comittee's guy has just been shot dead while driving on his way to his native village!






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Old Mar 5th, 2000, 05:02 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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That should be investigated....






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