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Old Feb 25th, 2000, 07:05 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."

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Old Feb 25th, 2000, 08:13 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 1st, 2000, 09:42 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Mar 5th, 2000, 05:11 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Dilse, you must be fund of your mother in law http://www.pak.org/gupshup/biggrin.gif http://www.pak.org/gupshup/biggrin.gif http://www.pak.org/gupshup/biggrin.gif: LOL LOL
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Old Mar 6th, 2000, 09:49 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Patwari oh meri jan larki abhi paida nahi hoohee hai...kohi achi larki nazar ma hai kiya .......just kidding baby..

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Old Mar 6th, 2000, 11:19 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Dilse,
Meh aap se liye kuch karooN gaaN.
Koi paida hoi to aap ko batauN gaaN, theek heN ?
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Old Mar 7th, 2000, 08:23 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Pathwari..ap ka bohat shukryia..intezar farmaya...


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