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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 05:57 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Lawyer: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere client ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.






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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 09:27 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 10:43 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 12:34 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 05:05 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 08:08 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 08:16 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 02:04 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 08:47 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 21st, 2009, 06:35 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 21st, 2009, 07:38 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 21st, 2009, 11:24 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 21st, 2009, 06:59 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 22nd, 2009, 06:45 AM   #16 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 22nd, 2009, 06:58 PM   #18 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 12:06 AM   #20 (permalink)  
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