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Old Mar 7th, 2000, 03:41 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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There was this Pandit back in india who was born-blind and had dedicated his life to preachings and stuff!

so one day Mr Harri Das, an owner of a milk shop was taking shower in his home while he heared a knock on the door. Dass shouted KON HAY!

Reply came "Mein hoon bhae Pandit"

Dass said "acha ek minute!"

U know it was one of those lazy sundays so mr dass thought kay why shuld i put anything on, pandit sala is andhaa so let him in. WHO CARES!

He let him in and after few minutes of conversation Mr dass got really sick of stubborn pandit and inquired "What u came for anyway"

Pandit sahib said "Oh mein batanna bhool gaya, pursoon sheher mein mera operation howa hay aaur bhagwan ki kirpa say mairee aankhein wapas aa gaen hein"

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