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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They determined to
>make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify
>them
>as clergy.
>
>As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some
>really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
>
>The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist"
>garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine
>and
>the scenery when a "drop-dead gorgeous" blonde in a tiny bikini came
>walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the
>blond passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning Father," "Good
>morning Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then
>passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they
>
>were priests?
>
>The next day, they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous
>outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw
>them. Once again they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the
>
>sunshine etc. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string
>
>bikini this time, came walking toward them. (They were glad they were
>wearing sunglasses because their eyes were about to pop out of their
>heads) Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: "Good
>
>morning, Father," "Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.
>
>One of the priests couldn't stand it and said,
> "Just a minute young lady."
> "Yes?" she replied.
> "We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world
>
>did you know we are priests?"
>
> "Father it's me, Sister Angela."
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