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Aug 20th, 2009, 05:14 AM
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Join Date: Sep 6, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: United Arab Emirates
Posts: 1,101
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Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.He asks one man
"When will Rajdhani Express go from here"?
Man Replies 12.30.
"When will Punjab Express go from here"?
Man Replies 10.30.
"When will Deccan Queen go from here"?
Man Replies 12.30.
Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up
and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.
Sardar replies, "NO. I only want to cross the tracks!"
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Sardar proposed to a Girl... Girl said.. i m 1 year elder to you.. Sardar
said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry u NEXT YEAR...
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A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too boring,
too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??
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"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up
to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards... !!
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Aug 20th, 2009, 03:53 PM
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Join Date: Sep 15, 2007 - 11:12 am
Location: In a constant daydream
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liked the second one the best 
The past cannot be changed, the future is still in your power
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Aug 20th, 2009, 04:37 PM
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Miss Annoying
Join Date: Aug 13, 2009 - 3:04 am
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Aug 20th, 2009, 05:02 PM
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Distinguished Member
Join Date: Apr 8, 2009 - 10:12 pm
Location: Chicago
Posts: 3,520
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LOL at the 2nd and 3rd ones.
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Aug 20th, 2009, 08:31 PM
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Join Date: Apr 11, 2009 - 5:44 pm
Location: CALIFORNIA
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Aug 21st, 2009, 08:03 AM
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Join Date: Aug 4, 2009 - 1:45 am
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HAHAHA.....last one is interesting
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Aug 21st, 2009, 08:20 AM
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Join Date: Mar 25, 2008 - 1:43 pm
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Herrens fruktan är vishetens begynnelse.. <3
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom <3
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Aug 21st, 2009, 08:32 AM
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igglepiggle!
Join Date: Dec 29, 2008 - 12:47 pm
Location: In the Night Garden
Posts: 5,394
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Lol.
Huggle snuggle iggle piggle!
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Aug 21st, 2009, 08:40 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: ..The Netherlands..
Posts: 18,860
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Lol.. 
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Aug 23rd, 2009, 08:43 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 21, 2009 - 4:06 pm
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Aug 24th, 2009, 04:30 AM
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~*~ Tanha ~*~
Join Date: Apr 10, 2006 - 12:15 am
Location: Tripoli, Libya
Posts: 4,698
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nice collection at one place
Uss kay Dushman Hain Buhat Aadami Acha Hoga
Woh Bhi Meri He Tarah Shahar Mein Tanga Hoga
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Aug 27th, 2009, 01:50 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Aug 27, 2009 - 7:27 am
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lolzzzz
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