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Aug 20th, 2009, 05:19 AM
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about
40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if
she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get
a response.'
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.'
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about
30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's for
dinner?' Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
(I just love this)
'Ralph, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'
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Aug 20th, 2009, 03:52 PM
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LOL good one  , poor ralph
The past cannot be changed, the future is still in your power
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Aug 20th, 2009, 04:36 PM
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Miss Annoying
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Good one
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Aug 20th, 2009, 08:32 PM
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Aug 21st, 2009, 05:47 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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Lol..
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Aug 21st, 2009, 06:34 AM
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hahahaha
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Aug 22nd, 2009, 01:24 AM
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Moderator All Views, Career & Academics Forum
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 ...really good one
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings
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Aug 22nd, 2009, 02:30 AM
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Channel Manager Entertainment
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Aug 22nd, 2009, 04:10 AM
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Billu Barber
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hehhehehe
"Let us make wudu and use our Islamic etiquettes to stay clean and in good health inshallah - that's the Muslim vaccine."
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Aug 22nd, 2009, 11:36 AM
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Aug 22nd, 2009, 11:39 AM
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Firm Believer in Islam !!
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"My dear heart never think you are better than others. Listen to their sorrows with compassion. If you want peace, don't harbour bad thoughts do not gossip and don't teach what you do not know." [Maulana Rumi]
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Aug 22nd, 2009, 06:57 PM
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Aug 23rd, 2009, 08:39 AM
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Aug 25th, 2009, 10:41 PM
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ha ha ha brilliant joke!
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Aug 27th, 2009, 01:45 PM
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funnny gooood one
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