Pakistani ustad

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an
>> article which
>> >appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on
>> March 2 , 1999:
>> >
>> > Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their
>> efforts at
>> >disabling the internal security system got underway
>> immediately. The
>> >robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes
>> filled with cash and
>> >valuables,
>> >were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
>> scattered throughout the
>> >bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination,
>> and inside they
>> >found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.
>> >
>> > As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one
>> robber said, "At
>> >least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a
>> second safe, and it
>> >also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process
>> continued until all
>> >the safes were opened. They found not one pound
>> sterling, a diamond, or an
>> >ounce of gold.
>> >Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of
>> pudding. Disappointed,
>> >the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
>> nothing more than a
>> >queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
>> >
>> >The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM
>> BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS
>> >MORNING

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Now, that is funny ! Thnx for sharing.

Hum Sa Ho To Samne Aaye

YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mem Sahib

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SICKO>>

MS
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[This message has been edited by Mem Sahib (edited April 01, 2000).]

[This message has been edited by Mem Sahib (edited April 01, 2000).]