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Found this on the Net....
Heaven, is when you have:
* American Salary
* British Home
* Chinese Food
* Pakistani Wife
Hell, is when you have:
* American Wife
* British Food
* Chinese Home
* Pakistani Salary
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>>The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event
>>that
>>
>>happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay.
>>
>>It began, "Daddy fell into the well last week..."
>>
>>"My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he all right?"
>>
>>"He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
>>
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>>It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good
>>friends.
>>
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>>If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.
>>
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
>>A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby
>>camel asked, "Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?"
>>
>>The mother replied, "Well son, when we trek across the desert,
>>our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand."
>>
>>Two minutes later the young camel asked, "Mom, why do we have
>>these long eyelashes?"
>>
>>They are there to keep the sand out of our eyes on the trips
>>through the desert," the mother said.
>>
>>"Mom, why have we got these great big humps on our back?"
>>
>>"They are there to help us store water for our long treks
>>across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long
>>periods of time."
>>
>>"So we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes
>>to keep the sand out of our eyes, and these humps to store water."
>>
>>"Yes dear," said the mother.
>>
>>"So why are we in the San Diego Zoo?"
>>
>>
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