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Old Feb 22nd, 2000, 08:29 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A British Airways flight was going to Tehran from London. When it gets close to Tehran it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the air tower at Tehran airport and asks for help:
"Tehran, this Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read?"

"flight 000, dis iz Tehran felight contorol, go ahead"

"tehran, this is flight 000, we have a problem"

"dis iz tehran, vat kind of peroblem?"

"this is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise"

"dis iz tehran, i reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?"

"this is flight 000, go ahead"

"dis iz tehran, can you get emergency pover to your engines?"

"this is flight 000, negative, no power is available"

"dis iz tehran, can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet?"

"this is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond"

"dis iz tehran, can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?"

"this is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck"

After a few moments of silence,

"dis iz tehran, would you pleeze repeet thez words after me"

"this is flight 000, go ahead"

"dis iz Tehran, repeat thez vords peleez: ASh'hado anna loeloha ella alloh va ash'hado anna Mohammadan rasul alloh"...........






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Old Feb 22nd, 2000, 11:26 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Feb 22nd, 2000, 04:22 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Feb 23rd, 2000, 01:06 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Feb 24th, 2000, 06:11 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 4th, 2000, 07:37 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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hahahahahahhaha

Nice joke....



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Old Apr 4th, 2000, 11:56 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 5th, 2000, 04:22 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 6th, 2000, 06:45 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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