Medical Entrance Exam of Santa

sidra0092 · Aug 24th, 2009, 03:56 AM

Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam :

Antibody - Against everyone

Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - Back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section - A district in Rome.
Cardiology - Advance study of poker playing.

Cat scan - Searching for lost kitty.

Chronic - Neck of a crow.

Coma - Punctuation mark.
Cortisone - Area around local court.

Cyst - Short for sister.

Diagnosis - Person with slanted nose.

Dilate - The late British Princess Diana.

Dislocation - In this place.

Duodenum - Couple in blue jeans.

Enema - Not a friend.

Fake labour - Pretending to work.

Genes - Blue denim.

Hernia - She is close by.

Impotent - Distinguished/well known.

Labor pain - Hurt at work.

Lactose - People without toes.

Lymph - Walk unsteadily.

Microbes - Small dressing gown.

Obesity - City of Obe.

Pacemaker - Winner of Nobel peace prize.

Proteins - In favor of teens.

Pulse - Grain.

Pus - Small cat.

Red blood count - Dracula.

Secretion - Hiding anything.

Tablet - Small table.

Ultrasound - Radical noise