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Old Aug 14th, 2000, 04:17 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for
a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We
are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are
not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly
works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another
chance! Give her another chance!" The leader says, "Well
since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you
in one place and we have the world-wide press and global
broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her
another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets
out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened – the
blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell
and wave their hands shouting,
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm
than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance
-- What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute
eventually says, "Four?". Throughout the stadium
pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their
feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...

"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"






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Old Aug 15th, 2000, 10:17 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahhahahahahahahaha, http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif Awesome joke

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