MaxximBoy

An older chaudry was getting ready to go into town to apply
for Social Security.

chaudranni jee says, "But Chaudry sahib, you don't have a birth
certificate. How are you gonna prove your age?"

"Now don't you worry, Chaudrani jee," says Chaudry sahib, and he leaves for
town.

Chaudry sahib returns home a few hours later and reports that
he'll be getting the first check in about three weeks.

"So how'd ya prove your age?" asks Chaudrani .

"Easy," says Chaudry sahib, smiling. "I just unbuttoned my shirt and
showed 'em all the gray hairs on my chest."

"Well, while you were at it," scolds Chaudrani, "why didn't you
drop your pants and apply for disability?"



[This message has been edited by MaxximBoy (edited August 16, 2000).]