MaxximBoy

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.


A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.



A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong


I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.



Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.



The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
A Woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute