Hakeem Luqman

A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Karachi and
asked to be taken out to Karachi Airport. On the way, a car
zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Ohhh!!! TOYOTA!!!
Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!"

Not too long after, another car flew by the taxi. "Ohh!!!
NISSAN!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!"


Yet another zipped by, "Ohh!!! Mitsubishi!!! Made in Japan!!!
Very fast!!!"

The taxi driver, complete 100% Phatan, was starting to
get a little miffed that the Japanese made cars were passing
his Morris, when yet another car passed the taxi right as they
were turning into the airport. "Ohh!!! Honda!!! Made in
Japan!!! Very fast!!!"

The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and
said, "that'll be 500 rupees."
500 rupees? It was so short a ride! Why so much?"

"Taxi Meter. Made in Japan. Very fast."

Kashi

very funny, Hakeem Luqman. I liked it http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Mem Sahib

oh I read this before someplace,

it's really funny..... http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

MS
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/devil.gif

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mansoor

pathan bhai ka kamal nehi. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

Poppy

wow! really great.....its a really great joke. after all our Pathan Bhai's are the most patriotic ones. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

Girl from Quraysh

ghalib

For a second I thought the punch line would be "Taxi meter.. made in Pakistan.. very fast"