Uzee

Pakistani Titanic


If the Titanic was made in Pakistan:

10) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.

9) There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.

8) By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.

7) It's seven and half-hours long.

6) The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar".

5) Kate Winslet played by Mera, and Leonard Di' Caprio = played by Babar Ali.

4) The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.

3) None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.

2) They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.

1) Wait a minute it was an Pakistani movie if you think about it.

AND

Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!

PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and
yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.
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waz

Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!

uzee great one
but you can imagine this "Bachaoooo"!!! scream will bring our sultan rahi from pakistan and will rescue our heroine.

Well my experience of pakistani films is that horse is faster than jeeps.

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miss007

hey its really gr8
i wonder if it was realhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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johnny

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif ok! great news: here is the cast

hero no1 : The handsome Saood

heroine no1 : Reema, she murdered Meera and Resham to get the role (now portraying Kate)

hero no2 : Shaan (in dhoti style) a good friend of hero no1 but has crush on heroine no1 but does not know that hero no1 and heroine no1 have fallen in love. (love triangle case) http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif he is also the lost brother of hero no1 but will only find out once the ship starts sinking

heroine no2 : Saima (since Meera & Resham are dead now) loves hero no2, is a good friend of heroine no1, but does not know that hero no2 has crush on heroine no1.

villain : Humayun Qureshi (as usual)

hero no1's comedy friend : Ismail Tara (oh NOOO! )

captain of the ship : Mustafa qureshi

hero no1's current classfellow in college : Muhammed Ali (yet to graduate)

vamp no1 : Shahida Mini tries to lure hero no1 but fails, in the end gives her life to save heroine no1, once she finds that hero no1 loves heroine no1

Well i dunno much but i have been able to steel main casting list from Bollywood. If anyone else knows anything else just let me know http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif

BlaDaMunda007

...gr8 one Uzee...
...If titanic was built in Pakistan,

...None of the people would have died...the ship would have been safe...you know why...
...The ship would have only existed on papers(files)...