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Answer to Technical Support Query.
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space
and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs
itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation,
where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday
Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can
not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my
other favourite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend
7.0, but un-install does not work on this program.
Can you help me, please? Otherwise, I'm screwed.
Thanks. Joe
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Dear Joe Screwed:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to WIFE
1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system
would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from
the system once installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because
Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0
or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in
your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support."
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of
their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command
C:\APOLOGISE.
In any case avoid excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately you
will have to give the APOLOGISE command before the operating system will
return to normal. The system will run smooth as soon as you take the blame for
all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of WIFE
1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any
circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a
supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support.
I think the only solution to this problem is formatting your self and
install a new programs that is compatible with wife 1.0.
Best wishes,
Experienced Support
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