Nabeelc

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining his subordinates ...............

"Look everything should be in balance. For every 10 deer's there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the united states. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.... And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.... And here is south America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests... So you see fellows, everything should be in balance."

One of the angels asked... "God, what is this beautiful country here?" God said "Aha...that is the crown piece of all. INDIA. My most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold....."

The angel was quite surprised "But God you said everything should be in balance."

God replied "Look at the neighbors I gave them" !!


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c is cilent in my name, don't panic

munda Pakistani

"A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live."

I can see that....

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Till next time,
Allah Hafiz

Najim

I know Indians always hated chinese, thats why they make these jokes.

Kashi

no affence najim but they mean pakistan, not chinese, i posted this joke then i realized it was against pakistan so i deleted it. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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Pakistani ustad

An Indian tourist after a long walk in one of very
fancy clean streets of Islamabad found himself needing
a bathroom badly. After a long search he could not
find any, and eventually couldn't control and chose a
silent corner of a clean street to release himself.
Once he had just started, a police official approached
him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?"
Indian: sorry I have to "P". "No PP here okay?Follow
me..",the Police officer took him to a beautiful
garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing
birds around...."PP here..have a nice day", the police
said.
Indian: Oh sir..that is very nice of you, is this
Pakistani courtesy?
Police: No... this is Indian Embassy !!

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Poppy

I think you're starting another indo-pak fight in this joke section.....enough of it is in politics and other rooms so please let this room be enjoyable not offensive http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

Desi Munda

I read this jokes a few months back. It said look what neighbours "Pakistan" have got.

Now this nabeelc have changed Pakistan to India in his joke. We can know who is he or from where he is.

Ms. Pakistani

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awesome joke Pakistani Ustaad... http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

Later
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"The only way to have a friend is to be one."

Ms. Pakistani

yeh.... http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

later
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"The only way to have a friend is to be one."