dhir

A little brown boy was watching his mom in the kitchen making a roti. While
the mother had her head turned, the little brown boy went to the table,
dipped both hands in the ahtha (flour) and covered his face with it. The
mother turned around to see what the boy was doing and said, Boy, what the
hell are you doing?"
The son gleefully replied "Look, Mom! I'm white!!!"
The mother became enraged and slapped the crap out of her son. She then said
"Boy, go show your Daddy what you've done!
The boy then walked into the den where his Dad was watching TV and said
"Look Daddy! I'm white!!!" Daddy JI turned the TV off and had a very puzzled
look on his face from seeing the flour on the boy's face.The father said
u jerk..Come here!" The boy came to him and the Dad smacked his son
across his head. The father angrily said, "u idiot, go show your Baba (grandpa)
what you've done!!!"
The boy then slowly walked to his Baba (grandpa) who was on the balcony watching
Baywatch on the other TV and said, hey (grandpa) Baba. Look what I did. I'm White
now." The Baba Ji said: "u idiot..vot hev ju done STUPID!" The
Baba took the boy over his knee and beat the hell outta him. That'll teach
you! Now go back in the kitchen with your Mom!!"
The boy walks back in the kitchen and the mother said"I hope you've learned
your lesson!"
The boy says with a scowl on his face, "Hell yeah! I've been white for 5
minutes and I hate you brown people already.

[This message has been edited by Akif (edited November 13, 2000).]

Mem Sahib

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Sajalina

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[This message has been edited by SAJAL (edited November 15, 2000).]