2bornot2b

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

---------------------------------------------

Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.

---------------------------------------------



[This message has been edited by Akif (edited November 14, 2000).]

cat-woman

hehehe http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif those last few were funny but cud u tell me what a 'sod' is?

Rooster-Blues

Sorry about what ?.. no blondies on htis board! .. the puppy joke was hilarious!

------------------
Hey one more thing
These things are hard to explain
For some it seems strange... to swallow
The frontier of our minds
Is the last place we find
But maybe the first place we should go

Rooster-Blues

Sod = a chunck of grass/truf with base(dirt)

Mem Sahib

2bornot2b

Oi Akif Yaar, where has my puppy joke gone ??

Let me guess - it did not conform to the high standards set on this JOKES forum