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Salam Friends:-
1) The Olympia, wash., daily world offers five signs that your child’s preschool doesn’t meet quality standards: The kids learn their numbers by counting the teacher’s tattoos. It becomes a vocabulary lesson when the kids hear the janitor after he hits his thumb with a hammer. Kids learn eye-hand coordination by playing “pin the tail on the Pamela lee poster.” For show and tell, the school brought in the guy who stocks the cigarette machine. A science project involves things kids find in their afternoon milk.
2) A man always very skeptical of chiropractors, but when no other treatment seemed to relieve the chronic pain in his back, he decided to give it a try. Before his first appointment, he told the chiropractor of his reservation, but after a few adjustment, he felt better than he had in years. “What do u think now?” the chiropractor asked. “Well.” The man replied, “I guess I stand corrected.”
3) Boss: “I’ve decided to use humor in the workplace. Experts say hum0or eases tension. Which is important in times when the work force is being trimmed. Knock-Knock.” Employee: “Who’s there?” Boss: “Not you anymore.”
4) Father: “When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 12 miles to get to school.” Son: “Dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age. He was President.”
Aik Shati
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